The Big Game Hunter
The Big Game Hunter
Coppertail Sighting? Malaria to blame?
The latest dispatches arriving from Sir Winston Sheffield’s Congo expedition may be the work of a fevered brain. In shaky handwriting on smudged and blackened pages Sheffield claims to have finally sighted the infamous cryptid, Coppertail - on dry land no less - only to suffer some strange misfortune as he raised his Willougby Mark 11 into firing position.
“Snakes! My firearm was infested with them. Elephants, zebras, Hyenas – every manner of wild beast swarmed upon me each time I took aim at my quarry. I squeezed off a shot – a tremendous flash of light, and I awoke on the ground, hair smoldering, face singed, weapon in pieces. There were snakes, I tell you.”
FLAVOR PROFILE
Passionfruit, pine, citrus
FRESH FOR
90 days
FEATURED INGREDIENTS
Calista, Simcoe, Amarillo
SOCIAL
#WhoIsWinstonSheffield
FIRST BREWED
April 1, 2018
AVAILABILITY
Jan - Mar
ALC/VOL
7.5%
PACKAGING
4-pack 16 oz. cans and draft
The Great Fisherman
The Great Fisherman
TAMPA - Early this morning, legendary local fisherman, Kiko Santiago, was found washed ashore. “Fools Copper”, his world famous fishing boat, was nowhere to be seen.
“He got me! I was right there. Right on his tail. I knew exactly where Coppertail would be and he still got me. I had all of the best gear and the best boat and he STILL got me. It’s like he knew I was coming or something. I was sure I’d catch him this time,” lamented the salty fisherman.
FLAVOR PROFILE
Fruity and Citrus, tangerine Notes
FRESH FOR
90 days
FEATURED INGREDIENTS
Mandarina Bavaria Hops
SOCIAL
#WhoIsKikoSantiago
FIRST BREWED
July 1, 2017
AVAILABILITY
April - June
ALC/VOL
6.2%
PACKAGING
4-pack 16 oz. cans and draft
The Cunning Trapper
The Cunning Trapper
Famed cryptid hunter, Hunter Sasha O'Sullivan, is presumed missing after failing to appear at a pre-arranged rendezvous on the coast of Barbuda Tuesday morning according to her support team manager. O'Sullivan, who had announced her intention to travel to Barbuda to trap an unknown sea creature, failed to answer calls to her satellite phone and has been out of communication with her team since Sunday evening.
O'Sullivan first gained notoriety in 2015 in New Zealand when she captured the first horned ape specimen known to science. Barbudan officials are seeking volunteers from surrounding islands to aid in the search and rescue efforts.
The unknown sea creature was first spotted off of the coast of Florida in 2014, and is known to residents of the Tampa Bay Area as "Coppertail."
FLAVOR PROFILE
Tropical Fruits, Guava, Melon and Apricot
FRESH FOR
90 days
FEATURED INGREDIENTS
Idaho 7, Medusa and Citra Hops
SOCIAL
#WhoIsSorchaOSullivan
FIRST BREWED
October 1, 2017
AVAILABILITY
July - Sept
ALC/VOL
7.5%
PACKAGING
4-pack 16 oz. cans and draft
The Space Explorer
The Space Explorer
Is this man from the future?
A man by the name of Pax Odeon was detained by local officials after several residents of the Bay Area complained about the mad man’s disjointed rants.
“He claims to be from the future and he crash landed here on Earth while he was hunting some mythical sea creature in outer space … yeah ok buddy” commented an anonymous source.
The “Space Man from the Future” did have some peculiar technology and dress. More details will be released as the story unfolds.
FLAVOR PROFILE
Citrus, Mango, Passionfruit
FRESH FOR
90 days
FEATURED INGREDIENTS
Loral, Mosaic, Simcoe and Sabro Hops
SOCIAL
#WhoIsPaxOdeon
FIRST BREWED
December 20, 2019
AVAILABILITY
Oct - Dec
ALC/VOL
8%
PACKAGING
4-pack 16 oz. cans and draft